did he just fart on me

this man just stood up in the bank and farted with not a care for the people behind him (namely me)

nor the fact that the bank is air conditioned

nor the fact that the line just moved and i have to brake the smell barrier of the fart to get where i’m going

i love the surreptitious sidewards glance they give to see if you’ve realise

or the way a person who was previously rubbernecking all over the place is now studiously staring straight ahead.

like we don’t know is you

nasty

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