this man just stood up in the bank and farted with not a care for the people behind him (namely me)
nor the fact that the bank is air conditioned
nor the fact that the line just moved and i have to brake the smell barrier of the fart to get where i’m going
i love the surreptitious sidewards glance they give to see if you’ve realise
or the way a person who was previously rubbernecking all over the place is now studiously staring straight ahead.
like we don’t know is you