nivea…me a sue yu b*mbo

But me Jesus
As you may (or may not) recall
I was maimed by a tub of nivea creme yesterday
No the product did not fall on me from a tall building, increasing in speed as it came down eventually making impact causing a devastating head wound
Rather the product itself is so thick that when I attempted to rub it into my skin it took with it several hairs and skin cells
Unbeknown to me it also left me with a black and blue mark
What the hell!?
How di ass a lotion mus do dat
Dem need fi adjust dem formula
Dis come een like glue to rass
Me waan me money!


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