Person 1: gasp, clutches pearl
Person 2: tart! Which part a yu have pearls fi clutch
Person 1: what yu know bout me?
Person 2: I live with you
Person 1: that doesn’t mean anything. You don’t know me on the inside
Person 1: uhhh, yeh, I do, I walk into the bathroom after you shit. I think I know you well enough
Person 2: you win.