The television churches
with the air conditioner behind the pulpit
And the pine tree shaped air freshner hanging from it
Blowing all over the place
Blessing the place with new car smell
Or some heavenly pina colada
Sometimes
If we’re lucky
It picks up the beat of the hymn
And things get buck wild
I’m saying
At least get the one with the built in fan
So it can whir along with the a/c
And as fate would have it
The church come pon tv
So I can share photographic of my delight
I love jamaica
*tambourine*

