people who refuse to give you proper instructions before you call to find out about something for them
but would rather shout the information at you while you’re in the middle of talking to the sales rep
they wouldn’t rather take the phone and speak to the person themself
since they know all the details…and it would go so much faster without the middle man
they’d prefer you do it becaus
you have the nicer phone voice
them nuh know how fi talk to people
dem cyaan bodda wid dem tings deh?
a me name wall-e
a me name i-robot
a me mus lissen to you and talk to di smaddy same time?
i mean flat out refuse to tell you the information until you’re on the phone you know, because that will make it faster
me a nuh computer
after yu put something in
it a go tek a time before summn else come out.