have you ever stopped to consider what that would be like?
one is hooked on vicodin
likes to make people legally dead for fun
and routinely snatches pieces of brain to help with his diagnoses
while breaking into your house
and forcing all your skeletons from your closet
while the other one snorts whatever is handy
has sex in the janitor’s closet
may smack you to keep you in line
and has the potential to cover up murder if she thinks it’s right
two of the greatest television medical practitioners
and both stockies.
not even the discriminating druggie that picks a poison…the kind that takes pills from their patients …supposedly for research… and then just swallows them at will
i’m not sure what we’re teaching our kids
but i think it may be that drugs not only make you look good (kate moss)
but they make you smart too!
hand me the acid please.
but if i do get sick have jackie get my meds and start the drip (she’ll slip some morphine in as a professional courtesy) and have house do a tox screen and check if smaddy a try poison me or did gimme bun <–so often it’s the african sleeping sickness you got from unprotected sex that’s getting you down
oh and an MRI…and to save time there’s a hide-a-key under the flower pot by my front door.
i may not have a marriage when its all done but a bitch will be alive.
ya feel me