On United States of Tara
I don’t think friends should just jump into each odda mouth
Its hard enough already
Harbouring the silent crush on a bredren
Can imagine if yu go have meaningless sex wid dem
And den haffi deal wid di fact
Say yu know wah dem pheremones taste like
Picture it
Yu siddung a watch movie
Kickers if that’s your taste
And suddenly
Yu remember wah dem uh-oh! Face look like
Yu know di ugly one when di leg a twitch
How me fi watch bruce lee afta dat!
I cyannat!
Do yourselves a favour…
When it comes to threesomes…pick people you have known for three years or less
(And pre requisite tests before we go)
That way if yu haffi stop talk to dem, is not dat much of a loss
I’m just being honest.
mooretalkja 
There are many more rules to live by with 3somes, but you covered an essential one. I however do think 3 years is a bit too much. Let’s stick with under a year and add that they be a tad slutty. That way there are no expectations afterwards.
you know, i thought that myself
i don’t wanna dispose of ppl i’ve known for three years
one year is the limit fi true
and yes, the slutty ones are used to being left high and dry