to which i have contributed about 5000 hits.
let us quickly work through the things that are wrong with this video….the song
well not the entire song. the lyrics.
the beat sound like a piece a dutty rub up inna one dark club wid smaddy weh yu hot for from week and jus get yu hands pon dem and dem a go pick.it.UP
*use a condom everytime*
the lyrics are formulaic at best….
whoa lover, don’t you dare slow down
go longer you can last four rounds
push harder you’re almost there now
so go lover, make mama proud <—anytime i hear anybody refer to themself as mama i immediately think of queen latifah dry humping the gold lame scarf in chicago and belting out when you’re good to mama, mama’s good to youuuuuuuuuu.
i may not be far along enough in the cougaring to think of it as sexy to be my love monkey’s mama
but to each his own
on top of being predictable there are about fifteen lines missing from the song. i believe they had her do the vocals, then slowed them down and laid them over the track, so few words, so much music
go go go go is not a line
let us discuss what’s right about this video…the video
did you see all them greased up mens just dancing and stuff with their abdominals all out and every muscle in their backs standing at attention
did you see the menage a fifty that was taking place and all the biceps <–tag you’re it!
did you see the part where she put em all in a row and started touchin on ’em?
bless god and bad mindddd!!!
any day name day me stumble cross da warehouse day tell di wooorrrll…me a come back 5 times pregnant
now, fi di nex part….bex if yu waan bex, buss if yu waan bus
kelly never build da video strictly fi ooman
she made this for her 1.5 million gay stans who follow her from weave to weave and hit to near hit (weh di album deh kelly, all now. steups)
these men are not presented just for the ladies
far too much exposed ass crack and wiggling up of batty
but me nah complain.
muscles a muscles and chest a chest.
weezy….a you a follow ludacris fi freak nasty rapper a di year
yu need some slackniss pon yu track?
some reference to woman as waterfall?
call dem two deh
dem have summn write and puddung
rain on my head call it brain storming <–see weh me mean?
go Go GO GO!!!!!!!
and here’s a pic of maliah michel’s ass for all the men who need to reaffirm their heterosexuality after reading this post
feel better now?