call me macgyver

Before anything in my house is allowed to die for good
It has to be reincarnated several times
This goes for clothes
T Shirt —> Dress —-> Skirt

Food
Potato salad —> potato salad sandwich —> potato salad burrito ole!

And it most certainly goes for chargers
This charger thought it was going to avoid its full tour of duty by breaking off at the tip
And after being mended
Having all the little wires unravel individually
And after being mended again
Having some strange cloth thing appear where the wires used to be
Not in my cabinet
If me haffi cut it down to the metal
Yu a last two more months
Bright and outada
Recession outta road
Yu luddy

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