online love….oh yeahhhh

you know that’s what it feels like

they say hey

you freak out and phone a friend

poll the audience

and do a 50/50 before you even respond

by the time you do respond you’ve worked out every possible road the conversation could go down and  decided the appropriate response to it

cross checked the response with the bff

and deleted anything that may come across as swoony, desperate or gush-y

you type the true response…below

before responding with….hey