dear condensed milk

#thatisall.

well, maybe not

but dear dear sweet condensed milk. how i love thee

i put you in my coffee, i put you in my tea

i put you on hardo bread when i think no one can see

i cannot explain how much you mean to me

sometimes i pour you from the can right on to my finger

and even when i’ve licked it off your sweet taste will linger

i pity half and half americans for not knowing this joy bringer

betty would be my name if i were a singer

ohh beloved condensed milk you really can do it all

somtimes i mix you wid di milo and make malt balls

i feel a pang of pain every time you fall

so i lick off di milk tin to make sure i  get it all

-the end-

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doan judge me!

if you never siddung fronta yu tv wid two slice a hardo bread and some nestle milk pon it half a yu life gone (unless you are diabetic in which case following my advice would mean all a yu life gone, read and enjoy do not try)

wah can nice so?

all creamer coulda stop sell if a me

and sugar mek fi go inna mint tea

and nuh gwaan like u nuh clean off di side a di tin wid yu fingah and nyam it off, all in the name of ‘conservation’

condensed milk now and forever.

condensed milk put di C inna jamaica