well, maybe not
but dear dear sweet condensed milk. how i love thee
i put you in my coffee, i put you in my tea
i put you on hardo bread when i think no one can see
i cannot explain how much you mean to me
sometimes i pour you from the can right on to my finger
and even when i’ve licked it off your sweet taste will linger
i pity half and half americans for not knowing this joy bringer
betty would be my name if i were a singer
ohh beloved condensed milk you really can do it all
somtimes i mix you wid di milo and make malt balls
i feel a pang of pain every time you fall
so i lick off di milk tin to make sure i get it all
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doan judge me!
if you never siddung fronta yu tv wid two slice a hardo bread and some nestle milk pon it half a yu life gone (unless you are diabetic in which case following my advice would mean all a yu life gone, read and enjoy do not try)
wah can nice so?
all creamer coulda stop sell if a me
and sugar mek fi go inna mint tea
and nuh gwaan like u nuh clean off di side a di tin wid yu fingah and nyam it off, all in the name of ‘conservation’
condensed milk now and forever.
condensed milk put di C inna jamaica