yu ever wonder why inna di movies and music videos people who in love always skip and a frolic through fields and down the beach?
is like dem fall in love inna mi miggle a manhattan
and all of a sudden yu turn round an a laundry dat yu see a flap
white linen sheets blowing in a lilac scented breeze
and a girl
in a sundress <–she was in a pinstripe pant suit minutes ago…but we nah mention that
and a boy running through the drying clothes
people cyaan siddung and be in love?
and what are they saying…is there a fitness requirement for happiness?
if me cyaan run fi an hour straight me nuh fi get smaddy too?
and me and me smaddy mus spen di day a sweat and dry and sweat and dry?/
we a go mowly.
like all dis now….(skip to 01:36)
weh dem a run from? smaddy a chase dem?
is there a mob of love haters running behind them wanting to throttle them for being so corny?
and then mariah she now. suppose di man never ready fi di jump? a tumble him woula tumble over enuh
skip to 05:52
me understand exuberance, di mission done and a di last day a filming but she cyaan walk up to him?
or do di dougie or summn?
she put me in a mind a when yendi did bus di double turn and flip di hair pon dem
gay stans around the world rejoiced!
i believe according to TV land our ideal love relationships would be full on contact sports. I suppose if you look at sex as a real and meaningful physical activity, it would be useful to warm up first so yu nuh pull nuttn and get strain muscles and all dese tings
i believe in movie romance land this is the best falling in love scene of its era
it has heath ledger <–i miss him
julia stiles <–you saw her dance to that B.I.G
colours <-we love colour
physical activity <–and stinging pellets but we dont mention that part
and hay/dirt <–yes, love is always better when its a little rough and tumble and you have wisps of hay to brush out of the person’s hair (and some paint fi daub daub dem up wid)
an finally….this is a little less love and a little more something else
but apparently when you are involved with a person, some type of competitive sport have to come into it it as well
either some foot race
or me nuh know
turning cart wheels
all dese tings
if yu nuh have a fighting spirit and a will to win apparently yu jus a go be alone
i will put my money behind some twister
and perhaps a spitting contest
after that honey i’m done
put me in front of the TV and turn on the Big Bang Theory if you can live with my nerds you ain’t gotta slam dunk a thing
just do not talk while sheldon is on
however….if i was going to buy into this love as exercise for the heart, biceps, and quads thing….it would probably look like this
in real life i would probably set up the little hoop and then get distracted teaching myself how to spin the ball on my finger, and lose the evening watching youtube videos and giving myself a callous
but its a good idea
as for all the rolling in the grass and kicking up sand…i’m not sure where you live, but a nuh every body live wid deers pon di border of a pretty meadow
some of us fall in love in the towns and cities
and some of us didn’t run high school track
i’m just saying
i know love is like a verb and what not
but so is sit