yu ever deh pon a call wid smaddy and dem put yu pon hold fi one long time
but yu nuh heng up because you’re already into your free 25 after 5?
like, normally, after 1.78 minutes you woulda click off and kiss yu teeth and mutter bout if dem feel yu have yu whole day fi siddung wait pon dem, and how dem a waste yu credit
but now, since technically yu inna free minutes and it a go cost yu more fi call dem back
all yu can do a murmur, and hope seh dem click back over inna di middle a di murmuring fi know seh yu displeased
and is like di whole power structure change, since before yu coulda hype how dem a nyam off yu money, but now caw yu chea frugal yu a put up wid tings weh yu never used to put up wid before, and due to how yu a budget and so, it obvious yu money nuh tall, so yu cyaan too talk to dem wid bass inna yu voice…
digicel enuh
cause dem summn yah
me deh pon call aready and opt fi keep di smaddy pon hold fi 13 minutes while me go inna appointment rather dan heng up and haffi start from scratch
and di kinda fren dem weh me have
dem willing fi do it too
i mean, don’t get me wrong
wid di stinkness a my attitude is nuttn fi me trace dem off over di free minutes weh dem a burn up
and remind dem seh me did haffi pay fi di first five
but you can never get the kind of wind in your sails of self righteousness that you could get if you were paying per minute
you cyaan REAALLY hype wid a 25 after 5
hmph
me nuh like nuttn weh mek me cyaan hype enuh
but me like tings weh free
see how dem ketch me
steups
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