Then look down and see a hole
Not a small hole
Something the people in the ambulance (because jamaica has so many of these)
Would definitely notice if you were to be in an accident
Usually its like some separation between the elastic and the rest of the drawz itself
For men it seems to be holes in the seat <–maybe dem siddung hard…I am not here to judge.
And the instant yu see the hole yu modda appear before yu hologram style
To remind you that should someone have to pick your carcass off the side of the road her concern will not be whether blood bank have the one unit a blood it a go tek fi save yu, but rather that your drawz were not fresh from the pack
But by di time fi yu laziness mix wid fi har voice inna yu head you come up wid a compromise….
Fold the elastic over the hole and try not to let it move while you put on the pants/skirt
Because apparently if it makes it into the clothes while giving the impresion of being hole-less God goin sen a revival and mend it?
And jus step out big and bold wid yu bleach out tear up drawz under yu hot gyal clothes and walk carefully fi di day.
And look both ways five timess before yu cross di rroad
What are our parents doing!!!
And why we won't dash weh di old drawz dem?