*eternalsideeyeofhotdeath
now, let me ask you something
(and believe me this is the only place you’ll hear it because HELL NO!!! me nah come nowhere near yu car)
me look like hooker? no, honestly, me look like a prostitute to yu?
i am wearing a tank top, a work skirt and some slippers. i look like a woman doing some casual banking.
is that the new street walker look du jour
no?
yes?
no.
ok
then why do you think the appropriate way to indicate an interest in me is to blow your car horn and signal for me to come over while still being seated in your car?
eeh?
a wah?
wolf raise yu or orangutan? and me not even a drop dem inna it because even di chimp dem know say dem fi pick ticks and bug offa dem partner fi mek dem feel nice a day time
yu woulda see yu modda a road a walk and blow har down so? or yu woulda come outta di car and go talk to h…yu know wah, maybe yu woulda blow har dung
be that as it may
me nuh go by candy or luscious or fat pumpum jean
mi is not a street walker so don’t treat me as such
or
the other option is…yu really feel this is the way to approach a woman
*shudder*
you, siddung comfortable inna yu car, wid a/c a blow, see me a walk past, decide say yu interested inna me and the most energy you are willing to expend is to press the horn, and wave?
and me now mus tek up my good good self walk over to you, come lean dung inna car window like me a sell guinep and draw long bench fi receive the sub par lookin from yu?
steups
look here, if yu interest inna me nuh warrant you steppin outta di car, nuh bodda waste me time
me nuh have time fi people weh only half interested, lazy and furthermore nuh have no couth
tree nuh grow inna me face
donkey nuh bite me
and even if i did, clearly yu like di forest and di teeth mark caw yu a blow me dung
have manners!
you cyaan waan look me and me a do all a di work fi walk come over and all dese tings
man jump outta car inna di middle a traffic fi me already so yu coulda stink
and yu not even look good
bottom line
if yu see me a walk a road and me nuh look good enough fi yu feel say yu haffi come outta di car
nuh bodda say nuttn to me
caw me nuh drink half soda
me nuh eat half a fries
and me nuh tek half lookin from nuhbaddy
stink
like yu nuh have no idea how fi approach woman
and this applies whether y a drive lada or x5
YOU waan ME
you come fimme
ok?
ok.
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