in the movie theatre bathroom

Eye level media
Right where you’re looking when you’re on the toilet
Really palace cinema
You’re so funny I could flush myself

So what about the people who hover and squat?
It aint eye level for them
And what about the trannies?
Huh
They’re standing
I assume in the men’s bathroom its on the wall behind the urinal?
Or maybe the cubicle is exclusively for pooping so its there
Can somebody please explain how this works in boy-land?

Oh but ur funnyu eye level media
How about one in the bowl at the night club advertising andrews to the drunks?
Or maybe one advertising chiropractors by that unseen crack in the pavement that people trip over
No?
Just me?
Ok fine
*flush*

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