so now
due to how di furnace bruck down, and a all three weeks before it can fix
since it is now di end of september, three weeks will put us into nearly november, which is practically december
and since we in a country where dem often skip fall and go straight to winter
clearly dis is an issue
furnace cyaan jus buy
no
man haffi do energy assessment
weh him look pon window, lightbulb, water consumption, all deset tings
terrazo versus ceramic tile
all dese tings
while me siddung yah a freeze
anyhow
me see di man weh collect me rent, come up yah genkle wid one space heater inna him hand
now
di place have three people
three bedroom
one living room
bathrooms and etc
but di man have ONE space heater inna him hand
one degge degge one
so now
when di confusion clearly show pon me face
me see him a brush off di dust (for i suspect dis space heater used to belong to him auntie weh move gone a america and it used to live inna him basement and a loan him a loan)
den di man go mek me know say, not only space heater short, but di house nuh wire fi accommodate more dan one
…
and me live inna bloodclaat third world??!!
eeh
i put it to yu
who live inna third world?
all when we a throw up line
we can run all five fan and a/c offa dat
eeh?
all when di light a tief we sleep inna air conditioned comfort
and inna big big canada
weh yu haffi pay yu rent in advance wid post dated cheque
due to how di man have 10 cheque inna him hand fimme right now
inna big big canada
him have three bedroom house weh can only run one space heater?
eeh
next time dem call me third world i spit inna dem face
INTO DEM FACE
and go tun on me a/c weh me bridge light and a run and cool off
stink
suppose u see me inna socks and sweater and scarf inna di house
and furthermore him a go tell me me mus turn on di oven and leff it open if me waan heat di house
so di whole house can smell like old roast chicken from tenants past?
*slow blink*
*leave*
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