this is the first installment of a new section on the blog entitled ‘what your child is doing right now’
the premise is pretty straight forward, it’s things children do that make absolutely no sense, that parents may or may not know about, which may or may not possibly expose the family to contagious diseases…yu know kids is nasty. i’m not sure why…but they is
if you’ve got one of these <– story not kid
send it to me.
now, some of these may be based on my own life…and may be based on things i am still doing at this ripe old age. but you won’t ever know
1) washing their feet in the face basin
for no reason other than they thought it would be fun
or maybe there was a lizard or something in the bath they couldn’t bother to take on
and heaven forbid they call you so you can move it <—not like they’re usually hollering your name from across the house anyways
toes meet toothbrush
toothbrush meet dutty foot
you gonna be good friends
don’t think this is happening in your house?
let’s go dexter on this
check the splash pattern
how muddy water reach pon di wall back a di sink?
and di pickney dem a come straight from dinner and nein a play inna dirt?
also….notice the wet footprints aren’t coming from the bath…..roun di bath dry
but roun di sink….a lake dat
summn nuh seem strange?
foot inna face basin
just because it’s monday
welcome to the world
*cue diana ross*