neon hitch…if i were to name the song even the post title would be NSFW

if pamputtae and ke$ha had a baby

(*slow blink* fi di fact seh me just realise she really co-write a song wid kedollarsignha)

it would be neon hitch <–and yes, neon is har government name. is either stardom or psychiatrist office fi she

she looks like she eats glitter and farts dirty rainbows

isn’t afraid to wear a punny printer (with very little punny printing but we do not mock the less fortunate, no we do not. we empathise with their boniness and thank the lawd for our blessings)

and likes to talk about the value of her front….in detail <–at least she nah grab it up like rihanna

furthermore she very honest bout di fact dat she nuh particularly pretty (i have seen the videos, a  nuh lie she a tell, is a guinness girl, di body ready but di face waan work)

and she come from di britney spears school a note manipulation

every note soun like she a cough up cold and she deal wid di end dem well hard

so i becomes ach

as i Aich kin fuck you beddah!

beautifawl!

everyting wid a soun like when yu a scratch throat or a croakin lizard a add di harmony

lawd jesus, she jus deliver her parting shot, a electoral debates, she come here fi covince di people

just listen yah

jessie j better watch out

da one ya nuh come fi do it like a dude

but she come here fi tief people man

and methinks she’s hungry for wigs

ps…me think a time di cute girl dem form a wuk good coalition  because di gully creature dem (not you neon) deh a road a do PR pon dem pum pum and a build dem legacy pon fi we name

and me nah stan fi it

likkle and cute is not about yu dress size

dats all i’m sayin

run di track!

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  1. Pingback: if a slinky and a porn star had a baby- neon hitch f u betta official video jus drop « mooretalkja

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