quaake sex tablets (the natural alternative to viagra *ching*)

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yu know a shop me go fi buy one likkle pineapple soda and one roast peanut and buck up pon all a dese tings?

so apparently in portland extenze and blue steel are for losers (tiger mart please reconsider your merchandise, nuh tink me nuh see dem a sell backa di roll-on and windshield wiper dem)

real mean use quaake. (di second a must be for a.men, or a.ahhh!!! or a.gain)

i struggle to find the words for this post because all I can think is – has anyone here actually had sex with piece a steel?

now i haven’t, but any woman who has been to the gynae (and past a certain age they all should, stop being squeamish ladies, it’s just like the dentist except pleasantly drill free)

but if you’ve been to the gynae you’ve had some kind of metal down there and i’m here to tell you it ain’t all its cracked up to be. (no judgement to them who like di titanium inna dem who haa)

however, in the interest of responsible journalism i did call the number (strictly for the post please, i get all of my backative from magnum, jagra, guinness, peanut punch, supligen(t) and months of no sex that causes a considerable improvement in prowess…..or yu done so fast and drop asleep yu nuh really care either way) and I am pleased to report that you need not worry about unfortunate side effects as it is made from all natural products and therefore should not give you that unfortunate 7 hour erection you risk with viagra.

then again the woman who answered the phone seemed to be in church or some kind of mixed company since she spent most of the time giggling and half answering questions

miss you cannot have this job if you are shy or squeamish…you are sellin’ one pop hood stood, yu haffi can hangle di ride. and yu cyaan a call up viagra name…a di competition dat!

and no, i did not say hood stood to her, i was quite demure and said erection.

should in case you are interest is $600 a pill <–less dan xtacy and some would argue more valuable dan it too

it come from china <–where all great things begin. and fi everybody weh a spread rumour bout how asian man deal wid di ting please memba is dem mek karate (doan tell me yu nuh see di man dem a fly) and a dem mek quaake (a ivan dat inna yu baggy)

yu tek it 15 minutes before….activity. i guess dat would be as yu a leff di club unless yu live a portmore and par a town.

me find say inna country most people live fifteen minutes from di club.

and i doan know if dem have islandwide distribution but if yu deh a portland yu life sawt out

me nuh know when since sex tun olympics or sparta because dis failure is not an option ting have me imagine man beat up and battered wid lip a bleed and butterfly tape over him eye, wid ankle and wrist bandage up and a balance pon one foot like karate kid a hop come a di bed fi finish what he started.

and me nuh really inna dat dat enuh. me know me always joke bout bedroom war but if kartel or anybody else tink dem a drop no bomb inna my..lady bits…dem have anedda ting comin

word to di wise, yu can do more wid semi frozen play doh than steel any day <–and thats about texture than temperature altho if you like frozen front more power to yu, launch a website me will come browse and learn

i are not here to judge! yu know weh yu like! but steel go inna house weh a buil’ not my bed

amen?

goodnight

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