Who refuse to de-ice their sidewalks and other paths that is only jesus walk on water
And me nah feel particularly miraculous today
Additionally please tell dem say if me show up to dem summn late is not because I function on coloured people time
Is because coloured people like me nah walk faster dan 1mph because if me drop di whole a dem a go hear it
Fooliniss
Look here
White or yellow I doan care a di miggle line inna di road me a walk pon
And me nah tek back nuh chat
if yu feel seh yu bad come lick me
and yu learn bout ‘pop’ bottle inna yu windscreen
lazy brute dem
you mussi have flipper and web but a toe me have pon my foot
de-ice yu place!
mooretalkja 
Thanks for the laughter. I live in NY and its the same mess here. Mi not even want pop a fake drop pon dem cause mi might bruk mi behind fi real.