*sigh*
*hangs head in shame*
so, i gave up things for Lent, as usual. But unlike last year, where it took 20 days for me to start hallucinating that ugly people were cute, me start fail from day 1
day 1 enuh
me nah go mek it
but di Lent done start and it too late fi backslide
and di Lord said dat i mus try
but….me never get fi have di last hurrah wid miself, and now me miss….miself
lawd
i need a hero
and some string fi tie up me hand
amen
mooretalkja 
My girl…seeing as how the good Lord himself decide seh, mi nah get no man, not even one blind man…mi nuh business bout Lent enuh. Caw the way me see it, I have nuttin fi give up…caw mi nuh have nuttin…So when the moon is high and the hour is late, I eat some chocolate and ******bate.
So me cannot help you…as a matter of facts…I probably making it worse.
Jus Google some piktcha of some nasty crusty foot-battam…or watch two girls one cup <—-that may actually help with the chocolate thing.
Toodles :p
two girls one cup *cringe*
oh dear God
two girls one cup is probably what they play in the waiting room of hell
when the moon is high and di hour is late i eat some choclate and masturbateeeee
dis fi di WIN
me GAD
a weh yu get dat
oh.two girls
oh mercy said NO!
good luck! u can do it!! *cheering from the penny section*
tenk yu
me need it
at least las year me never start fail til week 4
dis year it fright up front
SATANNNNNNNNN
woi
lol