NEWVLOG Valemtime’s Special- wah valentine’s shoulda REALLY name

well it was my intention to load this on Matey Valentine’s

(aka di first satdeh after…if you were celebrating belated valentine’s for no ‘good’ reason….you might be the matey)

but FLOW said NO

so it went up likkel after

we can talk bout weh Valemtime’s day wudda name if we did  honest bout wah gwaan panni day?

happy drinking wine straight from the bottle and watching Sex and the City Day

Happy me buy yu present a Fontana day

 

Is A Yaad Ting Emanci-Pendence 2013 Edition – Yu know bout Ms. Farm Queen?

 

Me mek sure wait til di festivities done before me post da one yah because me waan mek sure me can covah ebryting.

Points of information

1) Ken Boothe red velvet suit weh look like him brush it a day time like hair

2) Di police dem weh appear wid ticket book like abracadabra every time holiday weekend draw near.

3) Di importance of a woman who can smile pretty, be smart, and know how fi read almanac….behold Jamaica Farm Queen

 

Labour Day 2013, Jamaica, and believing in Jamaica as a Labour of Love (crickets included)

By now those of us who were labouring for Jamaica’s Labour Day 2013 should be home digesting the road side bully beef and cornmeal cartwheel dumplin’

while yu pick out yu teeth

tek een da likkle message yah bout labour day, Jamaica, and believing in Jamaica as a Labour of Love

and when yu done wid dat, soak off yu corn and lissen to dis

SCANDAL: why huck mus carry di troubles a di worl and olivia a money fi fitz earn interest pon har?

me nuh watch las week one

sake a 1channel hide it from me

but

three weeks worth a scandal right here

unnu can tell me why dem tink mellie did dis a go siddung mek fitz treat har like she nyam him prize white fowl/.

and why olivia have di yaki inna di shower widout shower cap

and wah shonda have gainst huck?